At Piano Man's request ... video #2, different song. "Catch him at a Reunion near you, or Yoghurt Bar in Oak Cliff." (Just alert security to watch your piano ~)
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The first truth statement you have made. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIKE ME - - - whew!
Thank goodness, I don't know if I could handle another YOU! I'm tired of putting on my "demon hat" just to have a conversation with you - - - you ain't human! Thank goodness you won't be coming back to America until 2042. Can you stay a LOT longer.....please! I enjoy my Christmas songs by real famous people like Nat K.C., Babara S., Temptations...you get my drift! Drift on Buddy, drift on to "further" countries and please give to the LOVE BOX. You still don't get out of giving...hahahaha! We still want your money, we don't care how much you talk "only" about yourself and what you are doing...we want your money too...you don't get out of it by making up false songs and throwing names out like: touring, my Momma Glo and Daddy Chuck are you managers....pay them too! They are tired of "FRONTING" you....awk, awk, oops, oops, boo hoo...who knew....YOU KNEW! AWK (new word)
Listen to that voice and look at those Piano playing hands and you will understand why I made it big Ms Talk Radio. Those long fingers are able to play the black keys at same time i'm playing the white ones. It has been announce that there will never be another like me. I am on my Christmas Tour , you heard me right it will be Christmas next week in my part of the world. Everybody over here like to here me sing Merry Christmas Baby. So I will make sure you all get a video,since I won't be coming back to America until Aug 15 2042 . Get your tickets now because by 5.00 pm today they will be sold out.Does it seem that all of this fame has gone to my hear , it really has,but I don't forget my friends and you Ms Talk Radio is a true friend. I will get you that blanket ,I promise you back in 1960 when you almost froze on that freight train.
GLORIA D. (TOLIVER) FREEMAN: HAHAHAHAH.....WIPE....WIPE...WIPE...[MY TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE]....ROLLING.........ROLLING....[FLIPPING OVER]....ALL OVER THE PLACE.......HAHAHAHA.....
HEY BUDDY...[I NEED MY TISSUE BACK!]
That's not fuel that I'm putting between you and YOUR BOSS - {NOT BOOKING AGENT} Buddy...that's COMPETITION! And how dare you insult my BOSS - Ms. Glo...talking about she and you go back to the days of Little Black Sambo. How dare you....how dare you...Glo...cut his check off RIGHT NOW! He is not deserving of your generosity for finding a poor little unwanted Little Black Sambo whom nobody wanted. You are trying to help him...and he can't even see his rewards. But you know what...it's because he really has gotten "too" big headed. His brains are popping out of his head....he's so full of it. Give a poor Little black man a "title" and he will run it in the ground. How dare you Buddy...how dare you insult Ms. Glo. She is the Lady that will see you to the "Promise Land" and you can't even see it. Glo...don't take him to the Promise Land...unless he "Promises" to "KEEP QUIET!" HAHAHAHA
This will be a "double" conversation message...One to.... my new Boss - Ms. Glo. [I love ya Glo...you do know a real good deal when you see one....and I'm IT.].....and to my Buddy..... you got a deal...because my plan worked. Buddy, I'm letting you in on a Top Secret...ssshhhhhh....."I suckered you in".. hahaha...Glo had already signed me up....in fact it was last year on YOUR BIRTHDAY...and she gave me a one year advancement...so you see, I'm already hired! Ms. Glo - (our Boss), just didn't know how to break this wonderful news to you. [I think she just didn't want to see you cry....Cry Baby....Cry Baby]....I'm the Strong Arm....and I wanted to hit you with a "hammered lawsuit" but I followed the "advice" of my BOSS...and I saved the HAMMER! So Mr. Piano Man....our Boss has given you a "second" chance...[Second stands for the # 2.]...ooops Deb... Glo is not paying you to "school" him...just to keep him out of trouble, because she knows that I don't sleep on the job...like some people we all know...YOU Buddy.
To My Fabulous Boss: I will work for FREE. Don't cut me anymore checks...just "cut" Buddy's check and that will be enough for me...hahahah. {I just couldn't type fast enough ya'll to get this message out on the Main Page.}
So Again: This is Ms. Talk Radio - and I can back up EVERYTHING that I say...now Buddy....go to your room, because I'm now your Eye Keeper...and I have to keep you away and out of "other" folks' business...and THIS is my business...so get BACK! I've got my EYES on you Buddy and I do it FREELY!
Look at what you are doing Ms Talk Radio ,you are trying to cause a fuel between me and my booking agent Ms Freeman's Taxes and Movie Enterprise. Me and Ms Freeman go back to the days of Little Black Sambo. How do you like those apple , so don't make any waves , get in where you fit in, leave well enough alone . You said you were trying to make ends meet . Take this as your big break . Ms Freeman said she would pay you a lucrative salary .I will try and get you a clothing allowance ,so you can get out of those Bell Bottom and Sack dresses ,neither will not cut it on this world wide tour . Ms Talk Radio get your mind off of Greyhound Bus ,think Lear Jet.This is the big time you are in and all you have to do is look ------, you know your job.
Piano Man, I understand.... that's ok cause you are "Da Man"... You have earned all this great attention you're getting... That's why I hired Ms Talk, Talk, Talk Talk Talk, ooops. Radio.... Cause you asked me to, and everyone knows that all Piano Man has to do is ask.... Now get some rest, and don't be trying to sneak out and sing, cause I want that beautiful (hehehehe) voice of your's to "WOW" the folk (o lawd, how bad this man needs to rehearse... all day every minute of the day ) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!!
Let me wipe my eyes so I can add this comment...... Yes Deborah Young Love "YOU" are hired, starting immediately..... Now don't you get to acting like your Buddy... or, the both of you will be singing, "Move On Down The Road"... You will receive a very lucrative salary, and for that you will be on call 24 hours a day... Piano Man needs all the help he can get, cause I can't watch him and do my job.... He has a tendency to wander off when we're on tour, and if he finds a piano, or a harp, drums, or anything that makes noise..... that po child will start playing and singing... so you see why you need to be more alert than he is>>> ..
We have an engagement in 2 weeks, so let your hubby know,,, we'll even pay his expenses.... that's how my lil' brother rolls, He is the best.... There are lot's of things the public is not aware of Deb.. and you can't let the cat out of the bag.... Piano Man "Lip Sync's" to pre recorded music... and he's very popular all over the world... so we can't let his get out, OK.....
Now, once you sign your contract, I'll tell you a few more secrets... Shhhhhhhhhhh!! PS; you do know that song, "I Don't Work There Anymore", right??
MS Talk Radio you have heard me sing ,and felt the sounds from the key boards,you have witness me playing the Harp. My next press release will feather me on the Congo. It has been said that I don't have any competition when it come to dancing. You saw the President and his wife posing for a picture with me. I am booked solid until 2061, I have played every major concert hall in the world . Yes my head is a little big , but I haven't forgot where I came from.To bring you on this world stage as a clown is risky. My loyal fans might miss out on Mr G Clef and my awesome key of E . I can see my fans cracking up at the sight of you . If you open your mouth and I know you will ,my fans will be saying. The Piano Man hired a nut. See MS Talk Radio that's where the risk come . I want a clown and not a nut . Now promise to just sit there , no big nose , no painted face, no outrageous costume . Just your deer in the headlights look and I will make you famous . You will be the most laugh at person in the world . Do we have a deal.
Glo...you'd better hire me.....and RIGHT NOW! I can't wait to get my hands on that Wanna-be Piano Man. I heard him "sucking" up to you...yeah Buddy..you sucked up to Ms. Glo....we all "read" it! And he is now trying to get "permission" from you....THE BOSS...to bring alone some of his fellas. He's always saying...'sharing' his stage...he ain't got no stage...the stage belongs to you Ms. Boss Lady...to you Glo...can he get it through his big head...ooops...he's got that big black hat on again....so he ain't heard nothing. But Glo...yeah...hire me...PLEASE... Baby...and I'll work for free...somebody got to keep the "wild" animal under control. And if it takes a simple little of clown...so he wants to call me... to do it....I'LL TAKE THE JOB! Now Buddy...I'm sure I'm hired, because Glo knows when she's got a GOOD thang...and you ain't it! She can't even get a Feature Showing for you...you are the Back Up...behind other Major Artists!
Excuse me Buddy.....but would you like to borrow some of my make up to cover your tears that are falling down your face...like Smoky says....Tears of a Clown...YOU are the CLOWN....and the whole campus is "laughing at YOU! Now who owns the stage??????????? Me.......Ms. Talk Radio...and you are taking up MY "air" time....HAHAHAH
Ladies and Gentlemen: This was a Broad Cast Message...and it is not a test.
[Signing off: I'm Ms. Talk Radio and I endorse and am paying for this commercial....hahaha]
Piano Man...now sing me a song. Naw...I'll sing it for you...and it goes like this: "I've been dumped...oh I've been dumped...can somebody help me...cause I've been dumped."
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