Yeah, I'm bad I can take it...I'm a big girl...you can't hurt my feelings. Post it, post it, post it, I dare you. And by the way....post that picture of you where you tripped over that little girl with you size 20 shoe...hahaha. Now go back and pick her up and apologize to her....Big Foot! Hehaw..heeeehawww!
How would you like to see that picture I have of you? Talking with a mouth full of food. I will be glad to post it,now it very funny ,would you like to share it with this find campus?
Cassie just whispered over to me and said: Oh boy....Buddy is drunk again. Look at him talking to himself...heeee,heee! I didn't want to laugh so I pretended to be looking in YOUR purse for a clean...not used tissue so I could wipe your face off, because you were going through withdrawal and you were sweating like a mad dog. No I didn't say bull dog....I said MAD DOG....just like that MD40 you like. hahaha
Huh, uh! So you got jokes...but not the right jokes. I was born in 1949 so how could I be 7 years old. Do the math.......oops.....no don't do that....you just did and it was completely w r o n g. I forgot you can't count. You manager Glo has to count your money for you when you are on tour. And you don't even know that she is cheating you with your pay because you can't count past #5. Now who's drunk? You are so drunk yourself that you have Alzheimer...big word...now who needs to pick up the dictionary? No not I....no not I. You are showing your stupidity....so I advise you to stop writing to me before you embarrass yourself even more....good night...ooops....that's more than 5 letters...big word...big word....hahahaha
Why are you so audacious ? Put the Dictionary down and I will tell you why you are so audacious. It's the alcohol . Remember when you fell off the washing machine , I heard it was on a Tuesday morning back in 1950 you were seven years old at the time . Stop counting and follow what I'm saying. That's the same day you got your arm caught in the wringer. Rumors have it that you were drunk as a skunk . Now we know why you are so good at twirling that baton. Rumors have it that the washer wringer had you tuning all kind of flips with that little skinny arm of your. This will be my last reply if you stop right here and say something nice to me . If not I will tell the campus your nick name being as thin as you were, you were known as Walking Spaghetti . Remember , probably not , you were dunk or sleeping one off.
HAHAHAHA Good one Buddy....good one....but that purse was really YOUR purse. You asked me to hold it while you were taking the picture. OOPS it's out of the bag now. Nita told me not to do it...look at her mouth...but I was compelled. You carry your purse when you are working at the Empire Room in North Dallas, where you never get a TIP. Everybody tips out and laugh all the way home. I was going in YOUR purse to get you a sip of your Ripple because your hands were shaking so hard and I felt sorry for you, and that is why Oliver and Carolyn were laughing. They knew too that you need a shot. Your eyes were red all during the luncheon. We thought we were in a night club where they turn on the red lights to start your performance. I know you think you are smart and you think you are good looking....well let me be the first to bust your bubble. You ain't! I'm the smart and fabulous one....not you! What is it going to take for you to understand that. Oh maybe another day in detention with other "slow" classmates....hahahaha.
I remember this day we were all laughing at you because you left you half pint of Old Crow at home on the coffee table. You did have a bottle in your shoplifting purse but it was the one with the fake coloring that you keep around to make your crowd think that you are really doing it. That crowd you hang out with told me you also have some fancy bottle of fake alcohol . They said you get the empty bottles from the country club where you work as a bus girl. That's only when you are sober enough to work. My understanding that's not very often. I was told the only thing in your shoplifting bag ,was some black and white pictures , a bus transfer ,and some rouge. I almost forgot ,some use tissue from blowing your nose. Lots of crumbs at the bottom of your shoplifting bag , a fountain pen and one big ear ring. Look at Oliver and Carolyn laughing at you. Even your sister had to smile . I took the picture ,you know I WAS CRACKING UP.
I agree girlfriend.....It was a blast from the past!! We must do it again real soon.. Cassie and I talked about this before we left, we need more togetherness!
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Yeah, I'm bad I can take it...I'm a big girl...you can't hurt my feelings. Post it, post it, post it, I dare you. And by the way....post that picture of you where you tripped over that little girl with you size 20 shoe...hahaha. Now go back and pick her up and apologize to her....Big Foot! Hehaw..heeeehawww!
How would you like to see that picture I have of you? Talking with a mouth full of food. I will be glad to post it,now it very funny ,would you like to share it with this find campus?
Cassie just whispered over to me and said: Oh boy....Buddy is drunk again. Look at him talking to himself...heeee,heee! I didn't want to laugh so I pretended to be looking in YOUR purse for a clean...not used tissue so I could wipe your face off, because you were going through withdrawal and you were sweating like a mad dog. No I didn't say bull dog....I said MAD DOG....just like that MD40 you like. hahaha
Huh, uh! So you got jokes...but not the right jokes. I was born in 1949 so how could I be 7 years old. Do the math.......oops.....no don't do that....you just did and it was completely w r o n g. I forgot you can't count. You manager Glo has to count your money for you when you are on tour. And you don't even know that she is cheating you with your pay because you can't count past #5. Now who's drunk? You are so drunk yourself that you have Alzheimer...big word...now who needs to pick up the dictionary? No not I....no not I. You are showing your stupidity....so I advise you to stop writing to me before you embarrass yourself even more....good night...ooops....that's more than 5 letters...big word...big word....hahahaha
You are searching that pocket book hard for that bottle even got Cassie laughing at you .
Why are you so audacious ? Put the Dictionary down and I will tell you why you are so audacious. It's the alcohol . Remember when you fell off the washing machine , I heard it was on a Tuesday morning back in 1950 you were seven years old at the time . Stop counting and follow what I'm saying. That's the same day you got your arm caught in the wringer. Rumors have it that you were drunk as a skunk . Now we know why you are so good at twirling that baton. Rumors have it that the washer wringer had you tuning all kind of flips with that little skinny arm of your. This will be my last reply if you stop right here and say something nice to me . If not I will tell the campus your nick name being as thin as you were, you were known as Walking Spaghetti . Remember , probably not , you were dunk or sleeping one off.
HAHAHAHA Good one Buddy....good one....but that purse was really YOUR purse. You asked me to hold it while you were taking the picture. OOPS it's out of the bag now. Nita told me not to do it...look at her mouth...but I was compelled. You carry your purse when you are working at the Empire Room in North Dallas, where you never get a TIP. Everybody tips out and laugh all the way home. I was going in YOUR purse to get you a sip of your Ripple because your hands were shaking so hard and I felt sorry for you, and that is why Oliver and Carolyn were laughing. They knew too that you need a shot. Your eyes were red all during the luncheon. We thought we were in a night club where they turn on the red lights to start your performance. I know you think you are smart and you think you are good looking....well let me be the first to bust your bubble. You ain't! I'm the smart and fabulous one....not you! What is it going to take for you to understand that. Oh maybe another day in detention with other "slow" classmates....hahahaha.
I remember this day we were all laughing at you because you left you half pint of Old Crow at home on the coffee table. You did have a bottle in your shoplifting purse but it was the one with the fake coloring that you keep around to make your crowd think that you are really doing it. That crowd you hang out with told me you also have some fancy bottle of fake alcohol . They said you get the empty bottles from the country club where you work as a bus girl. That's only when you are sober enough to work. My understanding that's not very often. I was told the only thing in your shoplifting bag ,was some black and white pictures , a bus transfer ,and some rouge. I almost forgot ,some use tissue from blowing your nose. Lots of crumbs at the bottom of your shoplifting bag , a fountain pen and one big ear ring. Look at Oliver and Carolyn laughing at you. Even your sister had to smile . I took the picture ,you know I WAS CRACKING UP.