ACROSS THE WATER

PIANO MAN IN LANCASTER,ENGLAND
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  • Old man....in today's world it is called "cut and paste" and I did that because your spelling was so bad I had to have Dwight come in and type those jumble words at the end.  What are those so called French words and what do they mean??? oops...wrong person to ask since you copied that word off of my paper.  I told you those mumble jumble words back in elementary school and you used it and the teacher gave you an F...hahahaha....here you are on 2013 using it again....have you not learned your lesson Buddy?  You don't copy everything you see in print.  Euv Ujew Alamac=African

  • Ms Talk Radio you learn fast in your old age , I got you speaking French already I find that a little strange being that it took you most of you adult live to finish high school. Buwu Ju Cue ,that amazing please tell me you didn't copy. Now we know you are known copying . You were copying off my paper so hard in school that you copied my name,remember. Well I know you are not going back there  .You have out grown that ,you are bigger than that,but I have to try you one more time. Vue Weju Camala!

  • Somebody call 911 !!!!!!!!!  I'm screaming now!  You say you are rubbing money in my face...well I don't think so.  Glo only gives you $5.99 for a senior citizen order at Furr's.  And you know Furr's banded you from coming their from the last episode and confusion you caused by not paying your bill of only $5.99.  And you talk about having money.  I've learned....and you will too when you mature....that you don't talk about money when you have it....you leave that for people who don't have money to talk about money---oh---that would be you....hahahaha ooops.

  • Buddy, you are a Momma's baby!  I figured it out.  Listen to your tone of speech.  It is so sweet  when you speak about Momma Glo.  Every sentence you write is about Momma Glo-Ms. Tax Lady taking care of you.  [Leave her alone, she is busy doing taxes for food to go on your table when you get back from lala land.]  Daddy Chuck  plays a roll in your life too, but you wouldn't know that because you are always pulling on Momma Glo's skirt. Or either hiding behind it. [Get from behind her skirt boy!]   Let me be light on you from now on, I don't want you crawling back crying to Momma Glo.  You see Momma Glo has not even come to your rescue.  She knows you are out there telling make believe stories again.  [Back to the psychiatrist for you.]  That's all I've got to say... now I really know what I'm dealing with....an insane individual who thinks he's Rich.  Buwu Ju Cue back at you!

  • Ms Talk Radio you have me upset .When I get upset I go a spending sprees . I think I will have my Limo driver ,drop me off at this place name after this, expense coat. It's call Furrs, where I will tap into my fortune .  This place Furrs ,over here in England is not a Five Course  meal. Its as many Courses  as you like. Do I make myself clear .I want to be clear since you said that I have a hard time telling the truth. Don't you try and come to this place ,it is priced to keep  people like you on the outside .  I will open my drapery so you can see me dining if you like . I think I will start out with a salad,soup four or five entree ,two drinks ,(water and tea) and desert. Then I might just reverse that order and start with a desert. That's what money will do for you . Let me be nice and stop rubbing my money in your face,you might rob me.

  • Ms Talk Radio Ms Tax Lady look out for my future ,yea she has me on a budget, I'm only allow to spend $100.000 per day . That is cash but if I use my black card  ,do you know what that is , black card, need I say more.  I don't have my friends flying commercial  I will send my private Jet to pick  them up .I will give my pilot special instructions for you . I will have her to parachute you in the middle of the Ocean ,and let you swim in, questioning my finance . Ms Tax Lady/promoter has me set for life. Here you are talking about an airline ticket. Somebody give this Wino some frequent fly miles. Let me get back to being Rich. Buwu  Ju Cue!

  • Buddy, did you say look under that pile of sand and bring "your" jik with me.  Okay, but you are paying for my flight, my swimming suit, and sun hat and sun lotion, since you asked me to come, I assume this is on you.  Oops...have you asked Momma Glo and Daddy Chuck if there is enough money in the bank account to accommodate all of my high priced needs?   I'll wait to hear from them, because you word ain't TRUTH!  Let me know and I may even bring your favorite brand: Boone's Farm/Ripple and leave the moonshine at home that is  still waiting for you in the sand box.

  • Ms Talk Radio the weather is nice over here in England, I might just take off my trade mark big hat ,put on a cap,take off my boots,take off my Tee Shirt that reads COLD TRAIN ,break out by swimming trunks  and take a walk on the Beach.  I know that's risky business but I like living on the edge from time to time. Its those legs not my voice i'm worry about. I might even do a little jogging . Singing and jogging in shorts. Well on second thought, that might not be a good ideal it  may cause a riot, I better not do that.  Come on over Ms Talk Radio, look under that big pile of sand next to the flag pole, and get your  hidden bottle of thunder bird!

  • Yea Ms Tax and Star Manager , if I must say so myself you are right , my head does get a little big most of the time .I guess it has to do with my record breaking box office success over in London and the rest of the world. Please help keep me grounded .Everywhere I go somebody wants my autograph or want to take a picture with me.My fans throughout the world know how much I like chicken , and they. kept me with so much chicken that I am one pound over weight .I didn't want you to know that I had put on that extra pound . I know you would never allow your super stars to hit the stag a pound over weight . The Piano Man is still loyal to you and your company.My silky smooth voice is lively and enticing as ever. That's how I can have a concert without letting my fans know in advance the time ,place or date. I will be back in America in concert soon ,that's the best I can do . BU JAR!

  • OK Piano Man, You've decided to communicate with your Management in the US huh, we just might have to reschedule this concert till your swollen head goes down...... I' talk to you soon!!

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