I was hanging out back stage at a general assembly when Mr Patton point me out to lead the creed and school fight song.I was so excited and stage frighten that after the Creed. I told the student body to stand remaining for the fight song, instead of remain standing for the fight song . Too be exact, I said stand maining for the fight song.
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Why of course it will be heads.....WE GOT A WINNER FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE USA....Mrs. Talk Radio! Here's my acceptance speech: "Thank you all for voting for me....the right person for this job....and not for Buddy the man who wants to send us back to slavery and back to the streets. You know who is the right one to take us to higher and prosperous grounds.....put your hands in the air and shake....shake....shake....shake....shake....shake your voting selection....shake your voting selection slips."
Now I can round up all of the vagabonds...like you Buddy off of the street and put you in the sand box by yourself. You know you can't stand being alone. Ooooooooooow....the boogie man might get you....grow up Buddy....get your fingers out of your mouth and be a man....ooops...........no Hope(s) for that....[sorry Dr. Deb....that was not meant for you.] And yeah....I'm that good that nobody could tell I dropped my baton....only someone like you who is always looking for something to come back on a person for. Why were you watching me so much..........I know you liked what you saw because you want to be just like me! Now way....I got the mold....and you can't have it. The drop you are reminded of is all of the basketball passes you missed and we had to forfeit the game(s). Boooooooooooo Buddy.........Booooooooo! STOP whining Buddy....you sound like my grand daughter....do I need to give you a bottle too??????????
And WalMart security arrested me because you were dressed like me and they thought it was me. I told them that it was you....but you looked so cute....just like me....that they believed that I was the one. I would have taken myself to jail as cute as I am and as intelligent and smart as I am....so good "fake" Buddy.....good fake. And thanks for acknowledging that you want to be me and look like me. I'll share my fortunes with you....only because I can "write you off" as a tax LOSS! Bam.....you lose again....and again....and again!
Mrs Talk Radio only one of you ,can run for President and the other has to run for Vice President. Now we want the smarter of the two , to run for President ,that's you and Sarah Palin . The party has decided the only way to determine who's should run for President is to flip a coin . What will it be heads or tails.
Mrs Talk Radio since you think no one saw you drop your baton and Sarah Palin can see Russia from Alaska ,why don''t you run for President?
Ms Talk Radio think about what you said and ask yourself the question .You said while twirling your Baton you dropped it , so nobody would notice you had drop it, you keep your hands in the air pretending to twirl . Ask yourself the question , when someone drop their baton ,what is the first thing you notice? To make it easy for you ,when you were playing football and drop a pass,what was the first thing you notice,when a person drop anything ,what is the first thing you notice , maybe you are the wrong person to ask that . When the rest of us see any kind of drop, that a drop to us. but to you as long as your hands are in the air waving them like you just don't care, are we suppose to be fool and say that majorette sure can twirl or would it be save to say I think she has lost her mind. That's what we said .I can remember it as if it happen yesterday . I said see the one waving her hands in the like she just don't care .I think she's crazy.
You have always been a good person ,what happen, what went wrong, is it the Alcohol or Drugs? You are not the only person I know without a single talent ,there's, let me see ,there's you ,let me see , I might be wrong about that ,come to think of it ,you are the only person I know without one single talent . Fool the people tell them something but make it more believable . We all know you have never been and never will be a Majorette .Ms Talk Radio everybody on campus know the only marching you did as a group was when you were on the Chain Game . Now security did march you out of Wal Mart but your hands were not in the air,they were behind your back in cuffs. Security had two large boxes of Pampers. 'So that not a good sign that you are a Majorette for Wal Mart .The look on your face was the look of someone caught stealing.Well look at the bright side ,when you got caught stealing ,the first thing the security guard said was PUT YOUR HANDS IN AIR.
hahahahahaha! Good one Buddy....good one! Now you put your hands in the air like "I" don't care....because "I" don't care. Because...you don't know me....haven't you learned anything yet my dear friend.....you don't know me.....where in the h_ _ _ have you been my dear friend....you don't know me! (Sing with me Buddy)
Now get that slop jar out of your room and go and empty it in the water line like you always do. Campus family....DON'T DRINK THE WATER. Buddy has contaminated it. Now put your ankles in the air like the shackles don't care. I said...put your ankles in the air like the shackles don't care....ouch....don't the shackles hurt Buddy????? hahahaha
That was pretty good Ms Talk Radio , I must say I have admire you for a longtime even when you were the only girl in school who wore Long Johns . I must admit the petticoat and Long John made a lot of folks look at you strange . Even Mr Patton spoke of you .He like to use those big words so he wouldn't say you were crazy.He said your Mental capacity had deficiency. I will give you credit Mrs Talk Radio ,you were strange back then ,and you haven't change much ,you have just become stranger . The last time I saw you it was in the middle of July and you had on a Full Length Fur Coat. It wasn't long after that , I saw you on TV, you were on The Jerry Springer Show or was it Judge Judy. I was so embarrass for you ,because you have been through so much like when you were eating out of trash cans, or shooting dice at the Cab Stand . I felt bad for you when you were homeless and had to sleep at the pay toilet downstairs, across the street from H L Green . You were able to over come all of that and get by without being able to read ,write , or count .but I never thought you would be on TV with Jerry or Judge Judy. I would rather see you on the Price Is Right acting a fool , jumping up and down ,Then I can say put them hands in the air ,wave them like you just don't care . You can go back and tell folks who don't know the truth that you drop your Baton at half time while doing your routines.. Put them hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care .
Oh yeah....I didn't finish! Yes I was a majorette...and I got a uniform, pictures and team members to prove it. Where is your basketball uniform. The one you borrowed from Sonny Giles. Yeah Sonny told me...he let you come in the game one time, because you two kind of favored and he figured that nobody would be able to tell. Oh but the fans did....they knew right away it was you...tripping all on the court...running into your own team members and passing the ball to the opposite team. Dumb, Dumb and Dumber! So even though your memory does not serve you well...let me tell the campus family that YOU wanted to be a majorette, but Ms. Holloway said that the "Movement" had not started yet....and you know what Movement I'm talking about....ooops...naw you probably don''t know....Mr. Slow Stuff....ask Galen to break it down for you....hahahahaha Now who's the clown! Bozo
Got to go and change my grand baby's diaper. Buddy do you need yours changed too? hahahaha
Alright...let's gooooooooo! Now Buddy, you are always trying to bring someone else into the conversation with you and me. Dr. Deb is not in your class of intelligence....so leave her out of the story. She is more educated than you. Remember you received a "certificate" for graduation, because you couldn't even pass the GED classes. So post that old certificates and stop telling folks that you "graduated" from BTW. Certificates don't count....S-T-U-P-I-D! Yeah...I can spell....not like you who has to call Galen to ask him to type what you want to say. Leave Galen out of this conversation too...he has more important things to do besides write your replies and re-word and re-spell them for you. Go back to class Buddy with the first graders...maybe they can teach you a thing or two. And about the 2 dollar bill...you actually gave me monopoly money. I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of your "slow" friends that you ran around with. Even your slow friends knew that you gave me monopoly money and one of them came back to give me the $2.00 bill for you and he apologized. They too knew you were slow....and they knew that "slow" friends do for one another....help those who are "less" helpless like YOU!. (You are beyond helpful...Whew!). The ketchup that you said that I stole I got for you because you couldn't pay a penny for it...so the mustard was free and you got that instead. And I didn't get fired....you heard wrong...I got promoted to the manager and started my own business today, where you come everyday begging for food. But I won't, because you know I'm rich and prosperous....you wouldn't know how to enough the fruits of hard work and hard labor. So continue to sit on your hands Buddy and I'll raise mine for you and say: Free at last...thank goodness....Buddy is still trying to get free from those SHACKLES....HAHAHAHAHAHA----Shake, shake....shake your ankles...shake your ankles...HEHAW...HEHAW....OOPS........OOPS........THERE IT IS....CATCH IT BUDDY.....IF YOU CAN.
Ms. Talk Radio Ever Ready/Word Master/Smart/Intelligent/Honest/Truthful/and to the POINT....always on target-----Bulls eye Buddy!
If only we could give the other Deborah some of your last name (Hopes) This world would be a better place. May I refer to her as the other Deborah without Hopes. We were raised on the same street in Roseland Homes, I lived on the good end where we had grass in our yard. That's where it all began for Deborah without Hopes. She had all these beautiful sisters ,with all this talent , looks and smarts ,one of the sisters were even Miss Booker T. Needless to say Deborah without Hopes had none of these attributes ,but she could lie. her beautiful sisters were the Majorettes and Queen of the family. The only uniform Mrs no Hopes wore were the street crossing guard's uniform , That didn't last long either she tried to stop ambulance .She really wanted to be a majorette , she would practice out in our old project trash bends . One day it was pouring down rain, back then we would say its raining cats and dogs. There little Deborah without hopes out there in the trash bend , storm and all practicing her routines and that when I first said, Throw your hands in the air ,act like you just don't care .
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